Another love lost. Another thing to remember.
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
I find it annoying that everyone thinks I’m going to hell.
Jesus christ. EVERYONE.
I’m having a hard time.
I’m tired.
I have no self confidence left.
Or anyone to talk to about it, because I only get lectured.
Oh well. Time to prove to everyone that I’m not a miserable sod.
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I fucking hate my entire life sometimes.
WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Dan Harmon writes to Kelly Oxford's kid, re MONSTER HOUSE →
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…after MONSTER HOUSE gave her nightmares:
Dear Salinger:
Your Mom told me about Monster House scaring you. It sounds like one of the things that upset you is the fact that the house kept wanting to hurt people even after nobody wanted to hurt it anymore.
I will tell…
